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seriousjones:

hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge

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surprises:

how to get over a crush

  • imagine them in a fedora
  • ur welcome
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koryos:

you sit down to watch the lion king with me. i point out that leafcutter ants do not live in africa within the first five minutes. you begin to realize that you have made a horrible mistake. i continue to point out every usage of a tiger’s roar in place of a lion’s. you are at the door, but it is locked.

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Cats aren’t on the list.
Neither is food.

Hmmmmm

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hsuoring:

wetbottom:

wetbottom:

one time i had a crush on a boy and he knew but he didnt like me back so on april fools he asked me out as a joke and i said yes but then he said april fools so i punched him in the face

please do not tell me i was wrong for punching him. i had very deep feelings for him. he knew that i did and he took advantage of that to humiliate me. i had every right to knock his sorry fucking teeth out

Proper measures were taken and I encourage everyone to follow this example

Aim for the nose next time.

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joanashino:

Not Your Fantasy © Shino

Being fetishized is not cool. Saying “I always had a thing for girls that *look* like you” is not cool. Stop. Ew. Get away from me.

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dion-thesocialist:

Every class I’ve ever been in has had a really hot girl whose funny and also super smart.

It’s me. I’m that girl. Every class.

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special-little-sammy:

lucetclarius:

lightthefuze:

fleshandbloodbrother:

fuck that chris evans guy

i’m tryin

 same

Aren’t we all
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disgustinganimals:

trinandtonic:

dontbearuiner:

lawebloca:

Friends

This is a very important post.

babies babying together

disgusting

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